The truth is that parents often do not support cannabis consumption. To some degree, I get it, they literally just want the best for you and unfortunately, they grew up in a time where weed was for the whack. Times have changed – we are in 2019 so it’s time to buck up and shut up as you will be caught smoking weed and here’s what to do when it happens.
Play dead = I usually opt for the dolphin pose, legs straight as an arrow, clench that ass and hold your arms to the side as you’re about to hit the floor. This requires full commitment. You just have to send it if you want it to be convincing.
Double down = Deny, deny and deny some more. They will say you smell like weed, but you tell your parents you can’t smell anything and something must be terribly wrong with them. To add some extra spice, act just as angry as them about someone smoking weed on your property and vow to find the criminal at hand.
State your rights = Go full law and order on them and refuse to comment without legal representation.
Play dumb = If you are an innocent child this is the route to go. Freeze up, maybe cry a little and act like you had no clue of what it really was… you might just get away with it 😉
Lastly, if all else fails, say you were abducted by aliens or whatever story your high mind creates. The point I’m trying to make here is that if you love weed and truly support what it stands for, you’ll be ready for some bad vibes here and there. At the end of the day, stay true to you and all will be super chilled – you are stoned after all.
Peace, love and success